Vegas Again With A Major UGH

Two weeks ago, I went to Vegas unexpectedly. You guys know I never really MAKE plans to go unless someone I want to see is there or one of my friends really wants to go and convinces me. That said, I’m not all that hard to convince. Party, shop, be fabulous? Ok!!

My BFF from Toronto, Miss A, called and let me know she would like to come out to Scottsdale for a long¬†weekend, go up to Vegas for 2 nights and then back to Scottsdale for 2 nights. She had 2 friends in Vegas and was dying to see me, plus I think she wanted to show off her fabulous American friend to her girls from Toronto. Like I said, I’m not that hard to convince as long as the company is good and I love this girl. We had never been to Vegas together either and I had been begging for her to go with me since I was still in love with Vegas lol. Finally I was going with my most fabulous girlfriend!

She flew in early Thursday morning. By early, I mean 10 am ūüėČ First, we stopped for green juice (nutrients!), then went to my place so she could see My fab home and rearrange her luggage. Below is one of the many¬†reasons I love this girl. Yes, she traveled with a LV bag full of nothing but designer shoes!!

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Louboutin and Valentino heaven boys!

By noon, we were on the road in my fast and sexy all black BMW on the way to Vegas. This was also our first road trip together!! I haven’t seen this girl in almost a year which was for 2 nights that flew by. Our previous visit was 2 years ago and not that long either, so we were super super excited to see each other. The drive from Scottsdale to Vegas is GORGEOUS and gave us the perfect 5 hours to catch up. I don’t think we stopped chatting once the entire drive!

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Road trip Princess-style

When we arrived in Vegas, we went straight to see her friends at the Cosmo. We planned to stay with them the first night, then check into Encore once her gf”s other friends arrived on Friday. ¬†These girls were so so cool and fun!! A little wild, but just enough haha. We polished off a bottle of champagne as we got ready and then headed out to dinner at Blue Ribbon Sushi in Cosmo.

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Miss A and I at dinner

Ordered a lot of drinks and a tiny bit of food lol. Super skinny city bitches…the fabulous blonde Russian said one of my favorite lines of all time…”we eat air!” lmao! After dinner, we had an hour to kill before clubbing so we went back up to the room to touch up our makeup and take pics. ¬†Look how hot we are!

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Miss A, Miss K and Myself

Next it was to The Cromwell to check out the new Drai’s nightclub on the roof. I had not been there yet and was super excited to see all the hype. Maybe it was too early when we got there, but I was kind of bored and not impressed!! We tried to make it fun, but ehhhh not worth it. We waited for Princess Breanna to get there, then we hopped in her sexy new luxury car and headed over to Tao. I’m not a huge fan of Tao because well…been there, done that, but it ended up being super fun!! Great music and Breanna knew a local host there with a great table next to the DJ booth. Perfect. The night turned around and we ended up having a blast!

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Tao with Princess Breanna

Around 3:30 am, we decided it was time to leave. Miss A had a long flight from the east coast, plus a road trip AND a night out in Vegas. After saying bye to the other girls, Breanna drove us back to Cosmo and we headed up to the room ready to wind down. Well that didn’t happen! We walked in and were kind of confused as to why the lights were on and music still playing. I remembered shutting off my Bose speaker before going out because it always sucks when it dies on a party trip. As we turned the corner, one of the girls (not anyone pictured) was fucking some dude in our bed!! The girls had gotten a room with one king bed and a couch, but immediately offered us the bed when we arrived and said they would take the couch because they know what divas we are lol. However, the bed looked a lot less attractive after seeing strangers fuck in it. I wasn’t mad or anything (get it girl!), but yeah. Once she went to his room, Miss A and I called Encore and asked how much for an EARLY early check in. An extra $100 got us a room at 5:30 am, so we packed up and left! It was just easier and more comfortable for us. 4 girls, one bathroom, one bed…NOT IDEAL. Snobby bitches OUT haha.

Ahhh, the Encore. Upscale, comfortable, and significantly less douchey than the Cosmo.  We washed off our makeup, put on our expensive face lotions and wished each other good night. Sweet sweet sleep!

Once we woke, we felt great! Switching to Encore early was a great move because I honestly don’t think the other girls went to sleep. ¬†Miss A and I both NEED our sleep in between party nights, so we woke up in a great mood. First mission of the day was food. I love the Wynn/Encore because you can order green juice and other fresh juices from a couple restaurants AND from room service!! We headed to Society Cafe for 2 juices plus some fried mac n cheese bites for me (yes to grease mmmm) and some vegan soup for her, then 2 more juices. She was super excited to stay there because every restaurant in Wynn/Encore has vegan offerings. I think we spent $90 on lunch for 4 juices, an app and a bowl of soup ūüėÄ Worth it.

After lunch, we headed back up to the room to get ready to meet the girls at Encore Beach Club. Blahhhh. I had gone last summer with Princess Lyne and even though we blew money on our own daybed, it got really douchey and trashy towards the end of the day and we were happy to leave. ¬†Too many people getting trashed and sweaty, shaking their unfit pale bodies in the bright sunlight EW. Don’t get me wrong, there are SOME beautiful people there, but the times I’ve gone haven’t been the best. Maybe because I always seem to end up there on a busy weekend day, idk.¬†Miss A and I said hi to our friends, had one drink and promptly left.

Back up to the room to chill and get ready to go watch my first MMA fight! Yes I know, last place you picture Princess Nikki right? Miss A had another girlfriend in town for her first big fight  and really wanted to go support her, so I was down. It was the kind of the fun low-key thing you need to do in between daytime stuff and late night parties in Vegas. I really enjoyed it! Her friend did not win unfortunately, but it was nice to go and support her.

Post fight, it was a mad dash back to Encore to get ready in a flash and meet Breanna for a fab night. We were going to Light, which I mentioned in my previous Vegas blog is my new favorite club in Vegas! They really provide an amazing experience with the incredible Cirque performances.

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Light

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More footboy heaven…YSLs + Louboutins + Louboutins = your destruction

So this is where the UGH comes in…we are all having a great time at Light and I look over at Miss A. She says something about wanting to take off her shoes. WTF? Miss A never EVER takes off her shoes. Hello, did you see her suitcase?? Girl has style! I’m thinking she’s just really drunk and Breanna and I know its time to go. She runs ahead to the valet while I help Miss A get out of the club and into Breannas car, thinking WTF is going on? Miss A is my party buddy and I’ve never had to take care of her, never seen her take off her shoes. This was bad and I knew she wasn’t just drunk. She was really hot as I got in the back seat with her and I knew she was gonna puke. In Breannas car. In Breannas 2 week old 2014 luxury car. Fuck me.

So what does a BFF/car lover/fashionista do? I dump out my Jimmy Choo clutch and let Miss A barf in it ūüôĀ new BMW and new friendship with Breanna saved!!! LOL. Bye bye Jimmy Choo clutch. I loved you very very much and you loved me…

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RIP my love ūüôĀ

I am so thankful to Breanna and eternally grateful to her. She let us stay at her house and helped take care of someone I love. Awesome awesome girl!!! Hit up her wishlist and send a gift boys! Princess Breanna’s Wishlist

Poor Miss A. She wakes up in the morning and has no clue of anything, which I guess is something to be grateful for. That and the fact that nothing worse fucking happened! OMG. Could have been so so bad. Friends and others, please watch your drinks in Vegas. Every local we told, even the saleswoman at Chanel, said they knew someone it happened to. Even guys get drugged, but robbed not raped. Mostly…I think. Funny/sick/weird some of you losers would jerk off after a heartless bitch robbed you! Or the other way around. But seriously, don’t let it happen to you losers because I deserve your money and friends, I love you ladies so please please be careful!

So of course we drove to Vegas on the trip this trip. This trip where Miss A got a heavy dose of GHB and the lingering effects were pretty bad. There was no driving home through the pretty mountains for 4.5 hours. Hmmm, how much is the Encore tonight? $922? Fuck you Steve Wynn. Paid.

So Miss A fell asleep early and I had a pretty miserable expensive Saturday night of doing nothing in Vegas. I didn’t wanna leave the room, deal with guys, smokers, etc. Blahhhhhh, I couldn’t wait to GTFO as is usually the case.

Next morning, Miss A was in much better shape and after packing up we headed to Wynn Esplanade shops. Miss A needed some retail therapy to take the Vegas edge off and as soon as she bought 2 pairs of shoes at Alexander McQueen, she announced, “ok. I can mayyyybeeee come back to Vegas. When its not hot.” Love her.

The drive home was nice and honestly, the driving was probably my favorite part of the weekend because it was the most we got to talk and enjoy each others company. It really sucked that she was leaving early the next morning. This fuck that drugged her fucked up most of our first weekend together in a long time and I hope he rots in hell.

So on that note….I really wanna see Miss A again. Soon. Who wants to be my favorite? Who wants to buy her a ticket out here for this fall/winter?? About $400 ish and you can send southwest.com gift cards to brattynikki@gmail.com or you can email to discuss further trip wallet financial slavery and/or cover more expenses when she visits. ¬†Remember….good boys PAY!!!

Ok, I’m done with this blog because I didn’t really enjoy writing the second half. This trip was June 26th and I started it around July 11th, then quit when I got to the sucky part. ¬†A very expensive weekend with a serious lack of return on fun. Luckily I don’t have to worry about the expensive part, but still. Not fair!

Anyway…clean my dirty Vegas designer shoes slave!!

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Remnants Of Vegas 2

 

— Princess Nikki